The List: #2 Crocs

God I hate crocs. Need I say more? The weird thing about my disdain for crocs is that my hostile feelings towards the sandals seem to manifest into a strong dislike toward those individuals who wear crocs. I don't know if jerks and assholes are predisposed to purchasing crocs, but I have encountered dozens of people who I dislike and it so happens that their choice of footwear resemble large marshmallows in pastel hues. Most recently I had the pleasure of having a croc wearing individual cut in front of me in the checkout line, only to have him pay by check.
I can only imagine that one fine day I will be in some sort of an accident and in need of emergency medical treatment. Knowing my luck, the doctor and/or nurses will be wearing crocs. Thank goodness I have a DNR order filed in my medical records.

The List: #1 Jean Shorts

Jean Shorts. Oh how I hate jean shorts. There's just something about them that I just don't like. I've been guilty of wearing jean shorts several times in my life, most of them occurred before I reached double digits in age, but nevertheless, I'm at fault. Although, I did refrain from wearing the purple jean shorts I received as a gift, circa 1990.
Jean shorts just don't work well with most people. There are a few exceptions: gangstas who operate in warm climates, babies/children who are dressed by their parent/guardian, and people who like wearing jean shorts and could physically harm me. Aside from those exceptions, jean shorts are generally unacceptable. However, there is a one saving grace that involve jean shorts and that's cut-off jean shorts. I give a lot of credit to those who have a pair of cut-off jean shorts. I guess there's something nostalgic about cut-off jean shorts. I imagine getting a pair of regular jeans and wearing them during the cold months and when the warm months arrive, a pair of scissors does the trick, instant warm weather gear. Then again, the imagine I have was probably more commonplace back in the 50's, 60's, and 70's.
I hate jean shorts, and if those jean shorts have cargo pockets I might have seizure.

The List

Since I created this little peephole into my universe, I realized there is more to life than just reporting on my moping and sulking activities, so I've decided to expand my horizons and delve into another area that is near and dear to my heart. As part of a running feature in moping and sulking, I'd like to introduce "The List." Stay tuned to see what's on "The List."